i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Found your dick twin last night
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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