I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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