Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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