Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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