yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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