I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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