i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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