Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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