I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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