At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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