Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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