Dual....:-)
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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