How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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