how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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