Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
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I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
sex in a hospital.. check
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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