Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The air was thick with penises
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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