the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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