North Korea, Best Korea!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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