if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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