i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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