what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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