I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
porn star boner night. come get it.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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