Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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