I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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