problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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