what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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