It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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