Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We named our party play list daddy issues
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
My penis needs a shock collar
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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