Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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