there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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