How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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