Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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