With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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