Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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