it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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