The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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