How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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