This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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