god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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