I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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