I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
