I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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