omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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