I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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