So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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