if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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