pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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