dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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