just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You made out with two different species that night
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
