please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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