It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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