let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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