Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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